HATED email jargon

转自LinkedIn

🚫 Not sure if you saw my last email...
🚫 Per my last email...
🚫 Per our conversation...
🚫 Any update on this?
🚫 Sorry for the double email...
🚫 Please advise...
🚫 As previously stated...
🚫 As discussed...
🚫 Re-attaching for convenience...

Additional jargon contributed by LinkedIn connections.
🚫 Re: in subject line, acting as if established thread David Brier
🚫 Let me clarify... Diana Mitchell

Good lord...it sounds like a bunch of robots.

Please stop the insanity and start talking like humans.

Remember, the person on the other end is NOT a machine!

Not yet, at least.